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Month: December 2008

MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

60 above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior’s water gets thicker.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0
People in Miami all die…
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.