Fun Stuff

Elie Wiesel, a Holocaust survivor and a Nobel Peace Prize winner in 1986 said, “The fanatic lacks a sense of humour. You will never see a fanatic laugh”.

We want to make sure you are not a fanatic nor in danger of becoming one. So here is our collection of jokes, puns, funny stories and other wit to amuse and delight you. Some of the puns are real groaners. And some of these jokes will make you slap your knee while others will make you want to slap me. Enjoy.

Music Jokes

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

Guitarist Jokes

Why are so many guitarist jokes one liners?

So the rest of the band can understand them.


A man walks into a dentist’s office and says, “Excuse me, can you help me. I think I’m a moth.” The dentist says, “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.” The man replies, “Yes, I know.” The dentist snaps back, “So why did you come in here?” The man says, “The light was on.”

Random Silliness

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?” the warden replied.

“Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home.”

“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!”

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, “Here, I’ll show you. It really works.”

“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!” The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said: “Well?”

“Well, What?” the man responded.

“When are you going to call them back?” the game warden prompted.

“Call who back?” the man asked.

“The FISH.”

“What fish?” the man asked