T-Shirt Wisdom II

A Nest Isn’t Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse … He Couldn’t do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups

(On a baby-size shirt) Party

My Crib

Two A.M.

I Don’t Suffer from Insanity … I’m a Carrier

The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Harley

I’m Not 50. I’m $49.95 Plus Shipping & Handling

I Am the Person Your Parents Warned You About

That Was Zen; This Is Tao

Fifty Is the Ultimate F-Word

Aliens Have Examined My Internal Organs

I’m on a 30-Day Diet. So Far I’ve Lost 15 Days

Your Kid May Be an Honor Student, But You’re Still an idiot

When You Do a Good Deed, Get a Receipt, in Case Heaven Is Like the IRS

Sometimes I Fantasize That I’m Rich Enough to Be a Republican

Disregard Last T-Shirt

I Do Whatever the Voices Tell Me to Do

I’m Retired and This Is As Dressed Up As I’m Gonna Get

Growing Old Is Mandatory … Growing Up Is Optional

I’m Not 50 – I’m 18 with 32 Years Experience

Parents of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

Goodbye Tension … Hello Pension