Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior’s water gets thicker.
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
People in Miami all die…
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.